Are you kidding me? ……… NONE!

I believe I put it best when I wrote, ” … might as well hand out bulls-eyes imprinted with “Gangs Suck” for children to wear on their back.” Seriously, putting an anti-gang message on something for children to carry around or wear – is a bad, bad idea. The good news is, the discussion brought to light a couple of insights we as marketers should keep in mind in order to keep the government, advocacy and activist groups out of our business.

1) When we take advantage of marketing opportunities, we must also recognize our tremendous responsibility. While we may have responsibility to shareholders, bottom line and market share, we must also remember that we have a responsibility to our industry and to the publics that are affected by our marketing efforts.

2 )Place emphasis on message not product. In the example above, the question, “What product do we put an anti-gang message on?” is product focused. However, had the question been, “What do we want to accomplish?” the focus could have been placed on promoting good as opposed to gang-bashing.

In an effort to not paint bulls eyes on the backs of non-gang children, many of us agreed that before worrying about which products would be appropriate, that it would be best to first change the focus of the thinking. Instead of thinking anti-gang we felt that the focus should be more along the lines of pro education, pro safety, pro future, pro self esteem or something else that doesn’t threaten the gangs.

One line of thinking is be, “Want to keep kids from joining gangs? Give them something else to join.” Now you’ve got the seed of an idea that could make for a campaign that could involve parents, band and athletic boosters, the school, school clubs, businesses, scouting, 4-H, social and civic organizations … the entire community.

For marketers, the question is, “Want to keep consumers from buying from your competitors? Give them a reason to buy from you.” Give them something to belong to.

Finally, as a public service, I want to re-emphasize the responsibility we shoulder as marketers. To that end I share with you a thought I cannot shake since I first read, “What promotional products would be good to carry an anti-gang message for middle and high school kids?”

That neat, fun, do-dad with the wrong message on it … could get someone killed.

Have a nice day:)

Once aboard the ship, we could buy a soft drink card that yielded unlimited soft drinks while on board. We also received a 16oz tumbler emblazoned with the Coke(r) logo and a small Princess(r) Cruise logo. Coke had its name in front of 3000 travelers for 10 days playing an integral role in life aboard the ship. Good promotion, no question.

Now that I’m back home, however, there sits these four tumblers on my counter. I see the Coke and the Princess logo …. so what? I am motivated to do exactly …. nothing.

For starters, it would have cost no more to imprint a website on the tumbler and perhaps a message that said, “Visit (website) to continue your cruise experience.” Since the tumblers were shrink-wrapped, it wouldn’t have cost much more to add an interactive component to the mix. Perhaps an ultra-removeable sticker affixed, inserted inside or shrink-wrapped onto the tumbler. The sticker would say, “Affix this sticker to the inside of your suitcase to remind you to visit (website) at home when you unpack.” When people got home and unpacked, that sticker would remind them to visit the website.

Another thought would be to encourage people to take photos of themselves in ports of call holding their tumblers – and email them in. Once they send their photo in, they would have reason to check back on the website to see if their photo was up. And you know as soon as they see it, they would tell all their friends and family to go to the website and see it.

With a little more thought, Coke and Princess could have leveraged something that I had to purchase in the first place … to their benefit! No kidding. Think about that. I paid money for the tumbler and drink card, giving them the opportunity to market to me during the cruise and interactively after the cruise. Now that’s brilliant! But they didn’t take it far enough.

Instead, I have a tumbler that (yawn) passively reminds me of my vacation.

If you are in the midst of developing a promotional campaign, perhaps now you have a bit more to think about. Ask yourself, “Is simply having our logo on an item good enough?” “Can we do more? Can we go further?” “How much more will a call to action really cost us?” Seriously, a great idea can be no more than another thought away.

In a report released January 5, 2010 by The Conference Board based on a survey of 5000 U.S. households, only 45 percent of those surveyed said they are satisfied with their jobs. 55 percent are not satisfied with their jobs! According to Lynn Franco, director of the Consumer Research Center of The Conference Board, “The downward trend in job satisfaction could spell trouble for the overall engagement of U.S. employees and ultimately employee productivity.”

What the report doesn’t tell us is WHY 55 percent of employees are dissatisfied. And while specific reasons for dissatisfaction vary by company, job and employee, I believe it can pretty much be summed up as a disconnect between those in the ivory tower and those in the trenches.

One of the best books I ever read on management and problem-solving is an 80 page book called, “I Know It When I See It” by John Guaspari. In the book, the Boss demoralized his employees by telling them that the key to increasing the quality of their product is to, “Try Harder! Do Better!” It had the same effect as unfunded government mandates – no one was given the information, tools or ability to accomplish the edict. What followed was employee frustration, job dissatisfaction and further loss of market share.

If your company is large enough, consider an undercover operation to include the top echelon. In disguise either shop your company or get a job with your company. See first-hand what affect your policies and directives are having on those who must deliver your product or service. In smaller companies, I encourage bosses and managers to get out of the back room. Run the cash register. Load some trucks. Ride and work the route. Stock some shelves.

The easiest dollar made is from a happy, repeat customer. But that’s a lot harder to achieve when employees’ are hampered by decisions based solely on numbers made by people sitting behind desks who are out of touch with reality.

Here’s an example:

There is a woman with whom I’ve been attempting to establish a business relationship. We spoke over the course of a couple months at a monthly business expo. She expressed interest in my products and services and sent me her e-mail for some “ideas”

I followed up asking for a face to face or a phone conversation so I could get a better handle on her advertising and promotional needs, wants and desires. I called, left a message and e-mailed her. No response.

After seeing her again at the business expo, I wrote her a lengthy memo detailing some great, usable ideas. I hand delivered the memo to her in an envelope at the next business expo. Again, I followed up by e-mail and phone several times. No response.

Today, here name is in my e-mail in box. “Wow”, I thought as I opened the e-mail. “Wow” quickly became “ow”. I shook my head in disbelief. This woman, who can’t or won’t return my phone calls and e-mails, has the audacity to send me an impersonal, e-mail blast solicitation for a donation to her golf outing.

It’s not gonna happen.

I simply can’t get across that bridge she burned by not taking the time to, at the very least, tell me she’s not interested. Yes, by ignoring me she “told” me that. Bottom line is: Now she wants something from me and she’s not getting it.

Are you burning bridges by not responding to vendors? Are you burning bridges by being rude to people you deem as “unimportant”. If you want it to matter to me when it matters to you … treat me like I matter — even when I don’t.

This is the basis of effective networking — making people feel as though they matter … even if they don’t. Sometimes it’s as simple and easy as acknowledging them with a return phone call, a smile or a nod.

Burned business bridges emit no smell. On the other hand, those who burn bridges do.

First thing I noticed was that my Purchase Order (PO) number was wrong. The next thing I DIDN’T notice, was the fax number to which the supplier wanted me to fax the approval back. It was buried within 3 pages of blah, blah, blah … blah, blah, blah.

I faxed the proof back noting my approval. I also noted that my PO# was incorrect and what the correct number is. I then mentioned that they should consider putting the fax-back-to number right on the proof. Ya know, because it would make it easy for me.

The supplier wrote me the following reply:

Mr. Crooks.

When your PO came across our fax machine the numbers on it were hard to read. The Order Entry Department did the best they could considering what the fax looks like but, I assure you, I’ll change that one incorrect digit. I truly apologize for your inconvenience. I’ll forward your idea about a fax number being on the proof to the proper department.

In my opinion, the Order Entry Department DID NOT do the best they could. Their best would have been to call or e-mail me to verify the hard-to-read-information. So, if guessing is the best they can do … do I need to find someone with perhaps higher standards?

Look. You don’t have to be a genius to put a fax number on a form that you want a client to fax back to you. Nor does it take the wisdom of Solomon to verify information you can’t understand.

With regard to service, attention to detail and making life easy for your clients, before you tell someone, “That’s the best I can do” ask yourself, “Is that the best my competitor can do?” Find out before your client (ex-client) does.

Anyway, the doctor examining my eyes, knowing I run an advertising agency, asked, “Michael, what can I do to improve customer service?”

I asked, “When your employees need to have their eyes examined or their glasses adjusted, you sort of fit them in somewhere during the day don’t you,”

“Well, sure,” she replied. “We just fit them in where we can. Just makes it easier. It’s an employee benefit.”

“Well,” I began, “If you really want to improve customer service, make your employees make an appointment like everyone else. Make them figure out how to get time off work to come in because you don’t have “after hours” appointments. Make them sit in your uncomfortable chairs that only serve to emphasize the fact that their appointment was supposed to have been 15 minutes ago. Let them listen to music they hate that is playing too loud. Make them look at magazines that are 9 months old. And let them sit in the waiting room and see how your receptionist, who has the personality of a tree stump, makes everyone who approaches her feel as though they are a huge interruption. At that point your employees may begin to develop some effective ideas on how to improve your customer service.”

She just stood there staring at me. I soon found out, in addition to the fact that the receptionist was her niece, that in her silence, she was merely calculating how much my critique of her business was going to cost me.

The money part doesn’t bother me nearly as much as the fact that she says I now need to come in weekly for a glaucoma test. The worst part? On my way out, I overheard her telling one of the tech’s, “We need to train the receptionist to run the “air gun” for Mr. Crooks’ weekly visits.”

Two lessons. First, being brutally forthright with clients, customers and prospects isn’t always the best way to go. A little “sugar-coating” goes a long way. Second, if you’re a business owner, don’t ask questions to which you don’t really want an honest answer.

“Yeah I do”, I replied. “I have some dentists and a periodontist.”

“Great!” he exclaimed. “You’ll be interested in our new stethoscope covers!”

Really, I think to myself. Let’s see, when was the last time I saw a dentist with a stethoscope. Oh yeah … NEVER!
He drones on. “So can I send you a couple samples. They’re really great and they can imprint their practice logo on them, and they keep dirt off of them, and … I cut him off.

“Sounds great”, I said. “You send them to me and I’ll see where it takes me. I look forward to getting them, I’m so excited. Wow! Stethoscope covers.”

What a moron. Sure, maybe he doesn’t know that a periodontist treats gum disease. But then again, he’s the one selling medical equipment supplies. And furthermore, why would a doctor want an imprinted stethoscope cover? The people who would see the imprint are already in his office. A better tactic would be for me to take the stethoscope cover to a business such as a pharmacy or health club that wants to get their name in front of those the doctor has access to. They’d imprint their logo and distribute them to doctor’s offices.

But here’s my real point.

How often are you so focused on selling what you have to sell … that you aren’t even listening to the answers people give you?

One of the few ways we can know what’s on a kid’s mind is by hearing what they say. Once we know what’s on their mind, an opportunity presents itself to have a thoughtful discussion on the subject mater.

“Hey, kids. You know that alcohol has devastating effects on the developing minds of smart young people like you. “Getting wasted” can get you into a lot of trouble. If you have any questions, I’d be happy to answer them for you.”

What does this have to do with business? Plenty.

While the common adgage is, “Loose lips sink ships”, I believe loose lips can also help repair ships.

How many managers and bosses are walking around clueless to what’s on in the minds of employees because the employees are scared to be frank, open and honest? How many business boats are sinking because managers and bosses have created an ATMOSFEAR instead of an atmosphere within their organization.

With the exception of slander, racist remarks and vulgarity, when employees feel they are free to express their opinions, feelings and yes, even doubts … bosses and managers can “catch wind” of potential problems, insights can surface and opportunities for thoughtful discussion are created.

For instance. A manager overhears or “catches wind” that an employee is complaining about the manager. Instead of jumping down the employee’s throat and dishing out reprimands — what if the manager asked the employee for a brief meeting?

“Thanks for meeting with me, Jim. I think you’re a great employee and you have a lot of potential. But I sense there’s something I may be doing that’s keeping you from really achieving your best. What can I do … or stop doing to help you?”

Are your employees working on the good ship Stifled Expression? Or do you have an atmosphere that allows you to take full advantage of what is referred to as the grapevine, viral communication or the arena of the overhead?

Ancillary, random communication among employees can yield golden opportunities to effectively and productively solve problems and keep your business afloat and profitable.

This guy doesn’t know me from a fence post but acts like he just saw me yesterday. He ACTS like he cares about me, but his act is so bad no matter what he’s saying it sounds like this:

“Haaaaayyyyyyy, how ya do’in? Boy It’s nice to hear from you! I haven’t a clue who you are — but as long as you called — I’ve gotsome really great ideas for you to consider that will suit you perfectly, what-ever-your-name is. We should sit down and talk. I’ll pop some information in the mail to you. You look it over and give me a call. Cause, hey! I don’t remember your name, so there’s no way I know your phone number … as evidenced by the fact that you never, EVER hear from me.”

I got the info in the mail and I’m like, “Whatever!” I didn’t call him. Course, he didn’t call me. Until three days ago … I called him.

“My guy” wasn’t in. Someone took my name and number and said “my guy” would call me back. He hasn’t.

I’m moving my account.

Sure, maybe he wants my account and the fees that go with it, but it’s obvious he doesn’t care about my account or me. And no, sending me a birthday card every year doesn’t make up for treating me like I don’t matter the other 364 days a year.

Here’s My Points:

If the only communication I get from you is a birthday card, then the card simply calls attention to the fact that I never hear from you.

If you make me feel like the small account I am … I will never become a bigger account … at least not your account.

If you really don’t want my business … fine. But if you really do want my business … then genuinely treat me like I matter.

As I reviewed the info packet with an advertising professional’s eye, I casually asked, “What do the wreaths look like?”

My daughter pointed to a photocopied, black and white line drawing that was totally void of warmth or cheer. I looked at the drawing and immediately became depressed. Then I became irritated.

The ability of a businesses to “think things through” is paramount to launching a successful promotion or for a non-profit to launch a successful fundraiser. Unfortunately, no one thought this wreath fundraising thingy through.

Without a photo, you’ve got 11 year-olds trying to sell warm, Holiday cheer by showing people a crude drawing that evokes about as much warmth as sticking yourself in the eye with an icicle.

One of the best tactics you can employ to help you “think it through” is to role-play the steps of your promotion or fundraiser. Walk it through. Use props. Have fun and actively look for problems or difficulties. If possible, role-play the activity with an outsider, someone who has had nothing to do with the planning of the activity, event or promotion.

I saved a client an embarrassing moment just the other day, because I helped her “think it through”.

Jan asked me to print up some raffle tickets for a fundraiser for the church. She wanted “Need Not Be Present To Win” printed on the ticket. No problem. Then I asked her to explain to me how the raffle would work — verbal role-play.

“Well, we’ll draw the first ticket,” she explained. “The person with that number comes forward and chooses the prize they want. Then we draw the next ticket on down the line.”

“That’s great, Jan,” I replied. “But how does that work with the whole, “Need not be present to win” thing?

A moment of silence was punctuated by a blank stare. We then revised the drawing protocol to facilitate the attendance issue.

As for my daughter’s wreath fundraiser? All I can say is, “Thank God” for grandparents, aunts and family friends who don’t have the heart to say “No”. In two hours of going door to door my daughter managed to sell one wreath. That’s when we invoked the friends and family tactic.

Then my wife asked me how many we were buying. I noted she said, “how many” not “are we”. I then quickly role-played in my head a scenario where I said, “none”.

Boy, that wreath sure looks nice on my front door.

Better than 9 months after I wrote that article, a Judge in the U.S. took his suit to a dry cleaners that guaranteed satisfaction. They lost his pants. That made him unsatisfied. And even though the dry cleaners offered to buy him a new suit, the judge felt it was more important to make a point and sued the cleaners for $52 million dollars for failing to live up to their “satisfaction” guarantee.

The judge was a judge by appointment. He is no longer a judge because those who had the power to appoint him again, decided that it may be in the best interests of the entire free world that he not sit in judgment of others. That’s great news.

The bad news is, the owners of the dry cleaning business, have lost about everything in an attempt to defend themselves before the lawsuit was dropped.

How much better their life would be today, had they been avid readers of FreeBusinessTips.com.au, had read my article and decided to guarantee “replacement of lost garments” instead of satisfaction?

Warm Regards,
Michael Crooks

No they don’t. You see, they can’t have my needs. Only I can have my needs.

If I need a sink-stopper thingy, I seek out someone who has a sink-stopper thingy. I don’t need someone who has my sink-stopper thingy needs. Because if they have my sink-stopper thingy needs — that means they need a sink-stopper thingy too!

Mr. and Mrs. Retailer please, if you are currently saying, “We have your ______ needs”, please change it to:

“We Satisfy Your ______ Needs.”

Here’s the difference:

1) “We Have Your Sink-Stopper Thingy Needs”
2) “We Satisfy Your Sink-Stopper Thingy Needs”

#2 is a lot more inviting and quite frankly it tells prospects, clients and customers that an answer, a solution or possibly satisfaction is just beyond that door.

Please remember this as you put together your adverts: You don’t have the consumer’s needs, rather, you have what can satisfy the consumer’s needs.

Isn’t TV Great? You may never use your pen to create an emergency airway, however, you can use a pen to breath some fresh life into your promotional marketing activities.

First, a word of warning. There is a huge difference between a cheap pen and an inexpensive pen. Remember, even if you desire to simply hand out a pen to every Jill, John and Samantha that walks by your trade show booth, the quality of what you hand out is a reflection of you and your company.

Let’s assume you’ve chosen a pen that is appropriate for your need and your budget. Let’s explore some ways to use that pen to promote. While not all of the following may be appropriate for your particular situation, I’m going to paint with a broad brush in an attempt to generate a number of possible ideas for you.

Lumpy Mail. A pen is lightweight yet causes a regular envelope enough distortion that it will usually get opened. If you’re sending a letter to prospects and you want to increase the chance your letter will get opened, a pen will do it. Combine this idea with Prize Derby or Design Contest (explained later) and you could have a real promotion on your hands.

Targeted Placement. Where does your target audience hang out? Does your target audience frequent a local coffee shop? Maybe the hair salon is the best place to target your market. I often leave promotional items such as pens and note pads on the counter at the local chamber of commerce where I’m a member? How about your Gym or health club? Where ever your target hangs out or frequents, ask the owner or manager if you can leave a supply of your pens there.

Quick-Draw McGraw. About four times a week I’m somewhere when someone asks, “Who’s got a pen?” I am usually the first to hand over my imprinted pen. Key Point:A pen that is received at a time of need is more highly regarded than one that’s simply given when no need is present.

Forget Your Pen. Use your pen and leave it every time you sign a credit card receipt. It doesn’t matter if it’s at the gas station, a restaurant or retail store. Leave your pen, ya know … as a public service!

Permission Based Usage. Consider making friends with local sit-down restaurant owners whose clientele may be your prospects. Then get permission to supply the wait staff with your pen. Encourage them to allow patrons to “swipe” the pen. If you choose the right, low –cost retractable pen, they will want to.

Pen Design Contest. Have your clients and prospects supply you with ideas on a unique design for the imprint of your pen. Post the top designs on your website letting your clients and prospects know through e-mail or snail mail that the designs are up. Let them cast their vote for their favorite. Make sure you get their e-mail and other appropriate contact information as you are now building your database.

The winning design wins 50 of the pens. You can bet they’ll show them to everyone they know. This whole tactic is designed to drive people to your website. Of course everyone who votes gets a pen.

Prize Derby. Pay extra, if possible, and have the pens sequentially numbered. Imprint the pens with “Go to www. _______.com.” and if the number on this pen matches a number on the prize page you win!

Prizes can range from other promotional items (mugs, t-shirts, tools) or your product or service such as free samples or special package deals. Every couple of weeks you change the numbers on the web site so people have a reason to hang on to the pen and check back every couple of weeks.

Search, Explore and ASK! Look around. I go to tradeshows where a booth will want people to fill out a sign-up card with plain-Jane pens. Sometimes they let me replace their plain pens with mine. Every now and then the tube canister at the bank drive though doesn’t have a pen. You bet I stuff one in there. Opportunities are everywhere, especially with non –profits. They can always use a few extra pens. Perhaps they’d agree to send your pen out with their next mailing asking for donations.

Pens can be a powerful promotional marketing medium when supported by an effective, appropriate and creative idea. Opportunities to promote yourself are all around. But if you don’t look, you won’t see. And if you don’t ask, the answer will always be, “no”.

A postcard is a great trade show handout …. IF, it is backed by an effective idea. Many describe a great postcard handout as little more than a giant business card. While a postcard may be better than a business card, it’s still a yawner — unless it contains something of value or potential value to the prospect.

Lets explore some examples. Let’s say you own a high end women’s clothing store. In that case your postcard could offer the prospect a “Private In-Home Showing”. High-end buyers like to be catered to. A private clothing showing in the prospect’s home or place of business speaks to that desire. The card asks the prospect to call to make arrangements. Over the phone you get her preferences, likes, dislikes and sizes. Then you make the appointment and take a fine selection of clothing to her. This also allows you to gauge your Return On Investment (ROI). Best of all, it allows you to develop a personal relationship with the prospect.

Lots of marketers, eager to cast a big net like to offer discounts and freebies on their postcards. By and large, I detest dollar-off coupons, discounts and freebies to build a loyal, money-spending client base. Mostly they attract “bottom-feeders” with whom you are establishing a relationship based on price. If your goal is to make money, then a relationship based on price works in the prospect’s favor — not yours.

If you insist giving away the store to get new clients or prospects … at least make it a buy one get one, a buy one get the second for 1/2 off or a dollar amount off with a specified dollar amount in purchases.

A more effective approach to rewarding prospects and getting your name spread around is to offer an imprinted promotional item or gift with purchase. This can really help drive trade show traffic to your retail location. This way, you are only giving promotional products away if they actually take the time to visit your location and spend money. For instance, a restaurant could offer a free steak knife with purchase of two dinners. Combine this with a punch card program and give customers the opportunity to collect a complete set though subsequent meal purchases.

Another way to use a postcard is to make it a ticket to a special after hours store event. You can give the highlights of your product or service at the trade show. Those who seem genuinely interested, receive the “ticket” for a more in depth demonstration, product review or test drive at the special event. In this case, you only give the postcard to those who express a desire for your product or service. Those who show up for the event are genuinely interested. And genuinely interested prospects and are YOUR golden ticket.

If any of the product lines you sell has a co-op program, check to see if the post card can qualify for one or more of your suppliers co-op programs. This will help you lower the cost of the entire program.

Use of the tactics described above can also help drive traffic to your website. In cases where the postcard is used as a ticket, you can give people the option of reserving their place at the event via phone or through your website.

By and large, a postcard that’s little more than a glorified business card is a waste of your time, energy and money. However, if you marry the postcard with an effective idea … then you may have promotional marketing trade show gold.

Well, creativity being the better part of indecision, I believe my favorite Free Business Tips story of the past year is … the story of FreeBusinessTips.com.au.

Two guys that didn’t owe anyone anything decided to do the world a favor. The result? Probably one of the most insightful, comprehensive and educational libraries of business articles on the face of the planet. More than 6500 articles on everything from waterless tattoos, negotiating and sales to marketing, better business practices and e-commerce. Articles written by people who are actively and successfully involved in the subject matter about which they write.

My second favorite story of the past year is the story of those who overcame business struggles with the help of Free Busines Tips.com.au. The dozens and dozens of start-up businesses that sought out and received solid advice, suggestions and insight from their peers and sometimes their competitors.

Sometimes, I can actually feel the anguish, fear and frustration about which a troubled business owner is writing. Equally as impactful, is the sigh of relief, written between the lines, of posts from grateful business owners thanking those who helped steer them in the right direction or through a minor difficulty, seemed large.

My third favorite story? Well, that’s the one that has yet to be written. For that’s the story of the future. A future that is made up in part, by a thousand little successes stories that had their beginning with FreeBusinessTips.com.au.

Thankful are we, to those among us who listened … when mommy told us to share.